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10.06.2025 12:11

Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Taraji P. Henson says Hollywood went silent after her Oscar nod—until Tyler Perry called - TheGrio
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Is it possible for the U.S. government to get rid of the constitution for national safety?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is it wise to SECRETLY expose a narcissist by telling others that he/she is a covert narcissist?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Man accused of writing Trump assassination letters was framed, officials say - BBC
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do men like low maintenance women?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?
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Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
The #1 Snack for Better Gut Health, Recommended by a Gastroenterologist - AOL.com
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons