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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 04:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

share office space ...

No go.

Anycubic has yet another sale happening, and the 3D printer I own is $200 off - Creative Bloq

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Stopping alcoholism gets smarter with smartwatches - The Brighter Side of News

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

At what point does trespassing become self defense? What are the necessary conditions for this line to be crossed from trespassing to self defense?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Trump orders investigation into Biden's actions as president, ratcheting up targeting of predecessor - AP News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

UN calls for investigation into killings near Gaza aid site - BBC

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Do you have any attributes quirks sensitivities abilities etc that you've come to learn most people don't experience? E.g. dream with subtext or experience de ja vu regularly or know you experience life very differently from those around you etc?

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Millions of Eggs Recalled After CDC Ties Them to a Massive Salmonella Outbreak Across 9 States - Food & Wine

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Study Links Gut Bacteria to MS Risk and Reveals Key Triggers - Neuroscience News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?

Everyone loved it.

No way

So they tried

How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?